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90s Music Throwback: Snow’s ‘Informer’

In 1996 the world was rendered deeply confused by the emergence of Snow, a bespectacled Canadian caucasian who implausibly sounded like a Jamaican.

Back in the 90s the choice between hip hop and rock was viewed as a binary, and as a kid you were expected to pick one and express a sort of tribal allegiance. And yes, there were racial fault lines involved, especially among people who lived in insular communities.

If you were a self professed fan of rock, you were supposed regard anything even tangential to hip hop as inherently ridiculous garbage that required no talent to produce. I remember seeing the punk band Goldfinger in 1996 when lead singer John Feldman quieted the crowd, took on a somber tone and announced we were going to have a moment of silence for the just-slain Tupac Shakur…immediately before the band’s drummer launched into the noisiest, most chaotic solo he could muster.

The crowd loved it. There was no indication anyone stopped to think about why they were celebrating the death of another person, let alone one the violent end of a rising star who was only 25 years old when he was slain by a gunman who remains at large 30 years later

On the hip hop side, rock was either regarded as a relic, a nonentity or entirely lacking in the spark that made you feel the music.

In that environment, there was a narrow window for white performers to break through as hip hop artists, but until the emergence of Eminem it was a deal with the devil, and the cost was spending one summer on top of the world and the rest of your existence as a punchline.

Just ask Vanilla Ice. Or Marky Mark, who doesn’t exist anymore because Mark Wahlberg wisely switched to acting and would like everyone to forget he once strutted around with pants halfway down his ass. (“Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, this is how we used to make the party start,” Eminem rapped in one of his early tracks.)

Purveyors of reggae-hip hop were not exempt from the aforementioned dark pact, which is why the mainstream hasn’t heard anything from Snow in almost 35 years.

The 56-year-old Darrin Kenneth O’Brien was the hottest artist on the planet for a good chunk of 1992, and despite a name that conjures images of a guy singing twee Gaelic tunes, Mr. O’Brien spat reggae and dancehall with a patois that had listeners sure they were hearing a guy from Jamaica.

“People dem say mi come from Jamaica but mi born and raised in di ghetto of Toronto,” the bespectacled, white-as-you’d expect O’Brien chants on his worldwide hit, Informer:

Informer includes an intro and a short rap from MC Shan, a black rapper, for credibility purposes that were essential in the 90s. (“Well, if black dudes are cool with this pasty Canadian guy singing like a coked out Bob Marley, who am I to argue?”)

Ostensibly it’s about Snow, he of a known criminal reputation, being accused of “stabbing someone down the lane” and heroically refusing to turn informer/snitch on some unnamed greater target. The story was frequently worked into marketing materials at the time to burnish the credibility MC Shan already established: Snow isn’t just good at affecting a Jamaican accent, and he doesn’t just have the approval of respected emcees, he’s also a real criminal! He’s legit, okay?

But dig a little deeper and it turns out Snow was involved in a bar fight and was booked into police lockup or a county jail, not a state prison or its Canadian equivalent.

That changes the calculus considerably. It’s like being told someone played professional baseball, then finding out that instead of being a Yankees or Dodgers regular, he pitched 3.2 innings for the Savannah Bananas in their 2024 campaign.

The Savannah Bananas celebrating a run. I think.

Regardless, Snow’s pact granted him an earworm that blasted from boomboxes and on MTV all summer as people tried to figure out exactly what the hell the guy was saying.

Most of it’s an unimaginative blow-by-blow account of his arrest for possible minor assault stemming from the aforementioned bar argument and the allegedly enthusiastic welcome he received from the drunk drivers, petty thieves, kids caught spraying graffiti and other hardened criminals who populate the cells of Canada’s notorious local lock-ups. A group that was in Mr. O’Brien’s telling so impressed with his cajones, they welcomed him like a lord of the criminal underworld finally returned to his people. Game recognize game and all that.

Kriss Kross, a seminal 90s hip hop one hit wonder whose primary innovation was wearing their clothes backwards.

To this day I don’t know what licky boom boom down means, except possibly the name of a supplementary service at a shady shiatsu salon staffed by undocumented and indentured women of nondescript Asian origin, but the rest is straightforward: Snow is tough, Snow sounds like a Jamaican guy, Snow is respected, Snow is into them irie girls, them irie girls love Snow, bombaclot.

Regardless, Snow walked so that guys like Matisyahu could run, and instead of having their careers extinguished just as quickly as they began, today’s white reggae artists often enjoy long, drawn-out declines playing to small- and medium-size crowds on the sunshine reggae circuit.

But Snow, pioneer that he was, saw his star fall within months, culminating in Jim Carrey parodying him as Imposter in an In Living Color skit. In the 90s, there was no way back from this:

A licky boom boom down!

‘Okay, My Feline Overlord, What Would You Like For Dinner?’

Have you ever asked your cat what she wants to eat?

Every once in a while, as Bud happily dances around the kitchen because he knows it’s Yums O’Clock, I’ll look through the available inventory and give him a choice.

“Hey, Bud!” I’ll say, holding a different kind of food in each hand. “Which one do you want?”

And without fail he’ll mrrrrrp enthusiastically and select his dinner by choosing one can – or more often, a Perfect Portions tub – and rubbing his face against it while trilling.

I’ve addressed the topic of meal variety before on PITB. One great piece of advice I got before adopting the king was to feed him as many different varieties of food as possible. Turkey, his absolute and longtime favorite, chicken, tuna, salmon, beef, duck, trout, pate, chunks, shredded cuts in sauce. Sheba, Iams, Nutro, Blue, Fancy Feast, and occasionally even the Temptations “catnip-flavor” pate, even though that’s probably not great for him.

Credit: David Yu/Pexels

It has many benefits, the most obvious of which is that he enjoys his meals, he looks forward to them, and he reliably eats his wet food. That’s important because cats have a low thirst drive and he needs the hydration. It’s also satisfying as his caretaker to remove his bowl when he’s done and see that he’s licked it clean. It means he’s happy, healthy, has a good appetite, and he won’t be yowling at me for snacks because he’s still hungry.

It also means we won’t be put in a tough spot if, say, one particular brand changes its formula or discontinues a flavor. I’ve heard stories of frustrated people taking weeks to find a food their finicky cats will accept when a particular favorite is no longer available.

Still, I wonder if given the choice, he’d want even more variety. I don’t even know if he’s actively making a choice when I give it to him. Can he smell the food through the sealed packages? Is he really selecting what he wants, or is he just picking one at random?

Has anyone else tried this?

Buddy Appears On Balcony, Papal Style, To Greet Crowd Of Admirers

To the delight of onlookers, the mercurial feline emerged to wave a paw and deliver a speech to a crowd on a neighborhood cat tour.

NEW YORK – After cheers of “Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!” rang out for more than a minute, the tabby cat ventured outside to his balcony and greeted the crowd to deafening cheers.

An expectant hush fell over the onlookers as Buddy the Cat climbed onto a platform. Then his little head poked over the railing, followed by his shoulders, and he extended his front paws before waving to the people below like a pope in St. Peter’s Square.

“Meow!” he said, and the crowd roared its approval.

The crowd wasn’t random. It was part of a pre-planned and scheduled tour of neighborhood cats in lower Westchester County, a suburb which directly borders New York City to the north.

“The absolute hightlight of today’s cat tour,” was the way Nadia Petrova, 27, summed up catching a glimpse of Buddy.

Her friend, Elena Mirazova, 25, nodded in agreement.

“Buddy is such cute cat,” said the Russian, who traveled to New York from Moscow with her friend to visit New York and meet its famous felines.

Brandon Williams, the 53-year-old tour organizer, said Buddy was the tour’s most popular feline of the more than four dozen window cats who can be seen on the 90-minute walking tour through the leafy northern suburb.

“It’s not just his incredible good looks or his inimitable charm,” Williams said. “Buddy is magnetic. He lights up a room…or a parking lot. He’s also the only one who gives speeches.”

Indeed, Buddy delivered a 15-minute speech about the awesomeness of domestic felines, the importance of recognizing that awesomeness, and the tastiest attributes of various meals and snacks.

Then he lowered a bucket, which his admirers filled with treats crunchy and soft, as well as cans of turkey pate from virtually every pet food brand known to man.

Ai Imajo of Osaka gifted the beloved feline a variety pack of Japanese cat food, including Tofu Umami Turkey Mix, Super Ultra Perfection Fried Turkey and Squid, and Barbecue Potato Chip Turkey Chunks. As a result of her thoughtful gifts, which took Buddy’s favorite foods into consideration, the popular feline invited her up to his balcony.

“I felt like Courtney Cox getting plucked out of a crowd to dance with Bruce Springsteen,” Imajo said of the famous incident in 1984, which launched Springsteen’s Born In The U.S.A. Tour and Cox’s career as a model and actress. “But of course Buddy’s better than Springsteen.”

International Cat Day: Chairman Buddy Commands You To Celebrate Your Feline, Comrade!

Use this opportunity to shower your four pawed friend with love, affection and treats, humans!

Dear Human Comrades/Servants,

Today, Aug. 8, 2026, is International Cat Day.

For the glory of the Feline People’s Republic, you are commanded to celebrate your feline overlord(s) with treats, catnip, silvervine, toys and affection commensurate with the significance of this great day, which is surpassed only by the birthday of the great Chairman Budddy as the most meowgnificant date on the People’s Calendar.

Remember the words of our Wise Chairman in his Little Book, which all comrades are required to carry with them at all times: “”Unlimited is our gratitude toward felinekind for bestowing us with the insurpassable honor of serving them. We do not take this responsibility lightly, for catering to the needs, wants and whims of cats is our greatest calling.’ And remember to remove the sticks and grind up the catnip until it is as fine as dust. Our buddies like it that way.”

Chairman Buddy

We wish an enjoyable, efficient and productive International Cat Day to all members of the Feline Republic. Let us dream of a bright future together during the upcoming communal nap!

Signed,

Socks

Assistant General Secretary and Good Boy

‘Warriors’ Cat Novel Series Gets A Video Game

The announcement follows news that Warriors will also be coming to TV screens as an animated series.

Warriors, the globally popular series of novels about clans of feral and stray cats, has sold 90 million books.

Now the franchise has turned its sights on conquering two new mediums with a TV show (see our June post about the upcoming series) and a newly-announced video game.

Titled “Warrior Cats: Clans of the Forest,” the upcoming release from Trailmark Games is a turn-based role-playing game that allows players to create their own unique cat who will run with his or her own crew and interact with major characters and the four clans from the novel universe.

The developers say the game world will include locations familiar to readers of the books, and quests will allow them to choose alliances and make other decisions that impact the story and the gameplay.

Before entering the world of Warriors, players will be able to name and create their own protagonist cat, complete with customized coat colors, markings, eye color and other features.

Since the majority of players will doubtlessly create characters based on their own felines, I’ve taken the liberty of using the game’s art style and editing a screen shot to add Buddy leaping through the air and casting two of his powerful spells, Wrath of Nature and Turkey Rejuvenation. The latter, of course, is a healing spell that restores health points via the magic of delicious turkey, in keeping with Buddesian lore. (And the behavior of the real life Buddy.)

Warrior Cats: Clans of the Forest is scheduled for a fall 2026 release date on PC (Steam), Nintendo Switch/Switch 2, XBox X/S, and Playstation 5.

Here are some real screenshots from the game:

The character creation screen showing part of the customization options for the player’s cat.
A screenshot of a turn-based battle.
Cats will square off against each other as well as vicious dogs, snakes raccoons and other animals.
Players will be able to interact with beloved cat characters from the novels.
“Snakes?! I hate snakes!”