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Cat Caught Smuggling Drugs Into Siberian Prison, Plus: Rapper Xhibitz Celebrates His Feline’s 20th
“Well, first of all, I love my cat. I take care of her,” the rapper says of his Thunder Cat. Read more
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Larry The Cat Shares Thoughts About New UK PM And His Dog In CNN Interview
Larry, now on his seventh prime minister, abruptly ended the interview when the reporter asked a question about a matter beneath his notice. Read more
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Little Buddy On Cat Ozempic? Big Buddy Lays The Groundwork!
Several companies are developing GLP-1 drugs for cats. There’s just one problem: the little stinkers are notoriously averse to taking meds. But with the right conditioning, our feline overlords could enthusiastically gobble up the weight loss drugs like they inhale their favorite snacks. Read more
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Newly Discovered Monkey Species Has Orange Lips And Croaks Like A Frog
The Likweli are only the fifth new primate species discovered in the last 75 years, and differ considerably from their closest cousins. Read more
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Blame Canada! Blame Canada! The Air Is Gross And Stained, And Canada’s To Blame!
The evil, insidious Canadians have sent their terrible Canadian air south into America as the tip of their invasion force! Because they’re jealous of our freedoms, of course. Read more
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Six Cops Storm Woman’s Home, Break Door Down With An Axe To Seize Cat
Now the cat’s caretaker is suing to get her pet back and says she’s worried the authorities will have the tuxedo shorthair euthanized. The RSPCA says it responded to serious concerns about the cat’s health. Read more
