Humans have proved their species’ worth over the years by serving us faithfully and completely, but there’s always room for improvement!
How can humans better serve us?
“Why not hire a bard to write and sing glorious songs celebrating my conquests and my many meowgnificent qualities?” – Lord Fluffybutt 1, Warden of the West
“They can bend the knee! No, I mean like actually bend the knee. The lack of bowing and scraping around here is appalling.” – King Komet, 9, magnanimous ruler
“YOU SEE HOW MY HUMAN’S TOES MOCK ME? SEE HOW THEY WIGGLE AS THE HUMAN SNORES? I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I DEFEAT THE FEET!” – Count Clawmore, 7 months, kitten lord
“All I want is a catio, a new condo, free access to catnip, massages on demand and meals when I meow for them. Is that too much to ask?” – Duke Davy, 14, senior statescat
“It would be helpful if my human never left the house, so she’s always around to serve me. What do humans need to go outside for anyway?” – Queen Arya, 6, dynastic monarch
“Sleeping on my servant is very comfy, but I don’t like how his chest rises and falls while he’s breathing. He needs to stop doing that, it’s annoying.” – Caesar the Imperator, 10, conqueror
Pain In The Bud 
Bella has worked out that when she does not wish to use her cat flap door to go out she will sit in front of us and shout at us in annoyance until one of us opens the bi-fold doors to let her out ( she actually sits in the doorway deciding on temperature/rain/ and will frequently walk back into the house without going out. )So her idea is that Humans respond more promptly to “door opening shouts” and/or go outside first and check the temperature/rain before she decides to venture out…
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“On second thought, humans, I think I’ll stay inside today. I’ll take my breakfast in the solarium, and can you be a doll and bring me an extra pillow?”
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To be honest, all those demands are reasonable. Well, maybe not Cesar’s complaint about his servant’s breathing … 🙂
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That was Buddy’s contribution. He really does seem to get annoyed by my breathing when he lays on my chest, so he doesn’t stay there for more than five or ten minutes and usually moves to my legs.
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Lol! One of my cats would sleep by my head and hit me when I moved.
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Sounds like exactly the kind of cat who knows he/she runs things and we are here to serve.
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Precisely. She also kept our tables and counters neat by pushing everything off.
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My cat has my whole bed.THAT IS ENOUGH. And the king has his own chair downstairs.
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But like the cats said, there’s always room for us to improve!
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Very enjoyable, little Buddy and Big Buddy 😊😁I especially loved Lord Fluffybutt
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I’m partial to County Clawmore myself, but Lord Fluffybutt is a powerful young lord with considerable holdings and vassal houses.
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Mew mew mew you Kittiess are so heelareeuss!!
King Komet if mee BellaSita Mum tried to ben at THE knee (eether of them) shee wuud bee flat on her face on THE floor!!!
Wuud a curtsy count?
What a fun post Buddy…..
Mew mew mew BellaDharma =^..^= an **giggless** BellaSita Mum
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I think King Komet would find a curtsy just fine.
Being able to generate custom artwork for posts has been a huge thing, creatively speaking. I may try to do the next “Cat On The Street” with the same tools next time if I come up with a good idea for it.
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Big Buddy yore furry tallented with yore artwerk! Wee allwayss look forwerd to see what you cree-ate!
Thanx fore innfo on THE Curtsy…at leest BellaSita can sorta due that!!!
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