Monday, June 9, 2025:
Google search, 6.56am: oh zempic
Google search, 6:57am: ozempic
Wikipedia: Ozempic (pharmaceutical), 7:02am
Google search, 7:07am: ozempic 4 cars
Google search, 7:07am: ozempic 4 cats
Google search, 7:12am: why no ozempic 4 cats?
Pain In The Bud: Latest Stories, 7:44am
Pain In The Bud: Submit Comment: “LIES!!! BUDDY WOULD NEVAR RUN FROM A MOUSES! WHO WRITES THIS RAG?!?”, 7:49am
Google search, 2:33pm: how to get human to give more snax
Google search, 3:11am: hot calico
Google search, 3:14am: sexy calico
Google search, 3:21am: sexy calico new York area
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Google search, 4:12pm: when do cats get growth spurt
Google search, 4:12pm: when do cats grow into tigers
Google search, 4:15pm: tiger meowscle workout
Thursday, June 12, 2025:
Google search, 1:03pm: turkey
Google search, 1:14pm: turkey
Wikipedia: Turkiye (country)
KFC.com: Order Online, 2:22pm
KFC.com: Colonel’s Original Recipe Bucket, 2:23pm
KFC.com: Confirm Your Order
Friday, June 13, 2025
Google search, 7:16pm: fursat the 13
Google search, 7:16pm: Friday the 13th
Wikipedia: Friday the 13th (film), 7:16pm
Google search, 7;21pm: is jason real?
Google search, 8:16pm: how 2 make human lay on couch
Google search, 8:19pm: how 2 lure human to couch
Google search, 8:23pm: 2nd best thing besides human to sleep on
Google search, 8:29pm: how 2 make human obey
Google search, 8:30pm: r humans stupid?
Google search, 8:44pm: stoopid sport ppl stand in field
Google search, 8:47pm: stoopid sport ppl stand in field and one guy waves stick try to hit ball
Wikipedia: Baseball, 8:52pm
Google search, 10:15pm: buddy
Google search, 10:15pm: buddy the cat
Google search, 10:16pm: other buddy the cat
Google search, 10:17 pm: other buddy the cat famous
Google search, 10:19pm: FAMOUS BUDDY THE CAT
Famous Felines: A Site Dedicated To The Biggest Cat Celebrities On The Internet, 10:26pm
/Famous Felines: Buddy (Philadelphia cat)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (cute tabby from Florida
/Famous Felines: Buddy (Phoenix Zoo ocelot)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (TikTok star)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (fictional cat)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (other)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (500 to 599)
/Famous Felines: Buddy (600 to 699)
/Famous Felines: Buddy #683 (New York cat)
Google search, 11:01pm: how 2 get more famous
Pain In The Bud 
LOL
BTW, when the Oakland A’s were in Oakland their Dive Bar (yes, it’s called that) became host to a possum who became an official mascot dubbed “Rally Possum”. I have a t-shirt…
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I can’t believe MLB let them leave and didn’t do more to work with the city. It’s sad. Not only is that a city losing yet another major sports franchise, but the A’s have such a unique identity in the sport and are iconic for finding ways to compete with 1/4 the payroll of the Dodgers, Mets, Yankees, Boston, Philly, etc.
I hate seeing teams, especially old teams like the A’s, leave their cities.
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I hate that, too.
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On this one: Google search, 11:01pm: how 2 get more famous knowing Buddys i.p address and his total command of the internet in search results for “famous felines” Google would reply “NOT POSSIBLE”
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You would think, right? We’re getting hammered recently with traffic drops for no apparent reason, and I’m not sure if it’s the same Google AI problem impacting publishers or if there’s an indexing issue. I’ve been trying to fix it for months without luck.
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He should probably try to get famous by creating a new dance on Tik Tok. There seems to be a lot of humans doing that. Or pick an emotion to represent, like Grumpy Cat
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Buddy may need to watch it with those calicos. Our tortie has successfully faced down and chased every tomcat in the place. Just sayin’ …
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He thinks he’s a ladies cat, but you’re right, he doesn’t know what he’s gettint into. He ignored me when I called him twice just now, which is extremely unusual. I think he’s mad that I posted his browser history.
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Surprised Buddy bothered to search for “how 2 make human obey”. I thought he’d mastered that art already!
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