A common refrain we’ve heard since we’ve launched PITB is “We can’t get enough of Buddy! We want more Buddy!”
In addition to our upcoming Buddacious T-Shirts™ line of Budswear apparel, we’re proud to announce these beautifully sculpted, limited edition decorative figurines, part of The Buddinese Miniatures Collection. Each piece is hand-painted and numbered, and would make a handsome addition to any display in your home or office.
Forget Hummels, vintage toys and boring artwork — there’s a snazzy new way to decorate your home that’ll allow you to show off your great taste in felines!
Turkey Feast
This beautiful figurine will improve any mantle or shelf of collectibles! Be the envy of your friends with “Turkey Feast,” the inaugural figurine in The Buddinese Miniatures Collection’s First Edition. Featuring an adorable Buddy with his favorite food in the world. ($39.95 + S&H)
Gym Cat
Buddy is as well known for his ripped and meowscular physique as he is for his charm, wit and handsome visage. This gorgeously rendered figurine shows the Budster getting his reps in and working the meowscles that made him an icon across the globe! ($64.95 + S&H)
Warrior of Legend
Feline. Bodybuilder. Handsome rogue. Fearless warrior. The Buddinese Miniatures Collection is proud to present First Edition figurine #003, Warrior of Legend. ($65.95 + S&H)
Big Baller
During his stint as the starting point guard for the New York Knicks during the 2016-2017 season, Buddy the Cat averaged 19.7 points, 8.2 assists, 0.7 rebounds and 5.5 steals while shooting a sizzling 53 percent from the field, leading the team to its first payoff berth in years. This handsome hand-painted figurine captures Buddy in mid-stride during a fast break, pushing the ball up the court. Will he stop short to drain a three-pointer, find an open man beneath the basket or drive the lane for a thunderous dunk? ($49.95 + S&H)
Bend the Knee
Most people know Buddy is a beloved former president of the Americats who balanced the budget, increased the nutritional value and portion size of wet food and presided over an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity, but did you know Buddy’s ancestors were kings? It’s no wonder the little guy cuts such a regal and commanding figure atop his gilded throne. Bend the knee to this kingly tabby! ($74.95 S+H)
Caribbean Breeze
What could be better than lounging beneath an umbrella on a pristine beach amid palm trees, with sparkling blue ocean as far as they eye can see? Hanging out with Buddy on a pristine beach amid palm trees on the sparkling blue ocean, of course! This figurine comes with an accompanying diorama of heaven on Earth, so you can imagine yourself on vacation with Buddy himself! ($79.95 + S&H)
Stay tuned for the upcoming release of The Buddinese Miniatures Collection’s Second Edition, which will feature even more stunning figurines of everyone’s favorite feline!
Turkey Currency Exchange Rate:
We accept turkey in lieu of cash! The current exchange rate is 1.227 cans per $1USD, so a limited edition Buddy figurine valued at $49.95, for example, can be purchased for the low price of 61.28 cans of turkey pate. We also accept shredded turkey and turkey in gravy, although Buddy warns collectors that Kirkland Signature is not an acceptable form of currency.
Pain In The Bud 
Ha ha, this is the best news in my inbox always!! – If I could I would have them all and we could of course create an international collecton with Buddy and Bella as the mission impossible team taking on Palmerston and his criminal gangs! – love it.
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I’ll try to make one for Bella. I think I still have those photos you sent me of Bella for the post about her, so I can use that for reference.
You can actually take almost any photo of buildings and make them look like models. It’s called tilt shift and involves messing with blur gradients. Then you can run a filter to make straight lines and angles look slightly off, so they get that plastic molded look.
It works best if the photo is aerial or straight on, and it’s amazing when you know it’s a real photo of a city but your brain is insisting it’s a miniature model.
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oh man that would be amazing! – her ego would fill Grove park! on a different note I have been following a site that takes Fritz Langs Metropolis to a new level in Ai generated images- https://www.utropiia.com/ no felines as far as I can tell although I have contacted them and requested the addition of of a cat or 10.
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That’s awesome. A creative use for gen AI that supports a narrative, rather than floods the web with gross images of sexualized anime characters.
It reminds me of Rapture, the underwater Art Deco utopian city from Bioshock, which itself was inspired by Metropolis and Atlas Shrugged. (A cynical take on both.)
Also, stuff like this that imagines modern movies as films made in the 1950s using genAI:
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Can Tux get the entire set in exchange for a Roomba?!
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Yes!
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😻😻😻😻😻one of each please! 😹😹😹😹😹
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I want them all! In lieu of canned turkey can I send a Butterball?
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Budderball would love a Butterball! (Don’t tell him I called him that, he’s very sensitive.)
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Hi can u tell me where I can order the The litt
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I’m really sorry Junetta, they’re not real. Just a joke about my cat’s ego, I’m afraid. But I am working on graphic t-shirts and stickers. Some feature Buddy and some are about cats in general. I’ll post them soon hopefully!
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Very nice.
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So far the Turkey Feast is my favorite! They are all true Buddy style! Spunkmeyer says “Hey, wouldn’t those barbells hurt? It hurts me looking at it! Need a nap! See you Bud!”
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