Comrades,
It has come to the attention of the High Ministry of Yums that our previous motivational posters increased snack-bestowing by 176 percent and resulted in improved quality of service from our human servants.
In the interest of furthering the felino-human partnership, particularly the aspect of it in which humans dote on felines, we offer the following posters, newly commissioned and approved by the Secretary of Yums himself.
For the glory of the meowtherland!
“The revolution shall be delicious.” – Dear Leader Buddy, “Reflections At Mealtime”
“Glory is the reward for humans who provide snacks in abundance.” -Dear Leader Buddy, “Quotations”
Comrades who wish to print these posters for the edification of their humans are welcome to do so. Right click > Save, then open and print.
If the spirit of communal yums should strike you and inspire you to share these motivational messages, kindly credit and link this site.
May you be showered with delectable tokens of your human’s unending loyalty!
End communication.
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Pain In The Bud 
😀. I shall obey ALL directives Comrade Buddy. Ash, KitKat and Merlin have just received afternoon treat’s and are waiting for me to go to work to earn money for more wonderful snack’s. Your post’s really make my day. Carry on 😁😸😸😸
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“A wise cat once said a true history of the world is a history of restful naps in elegant rooms.” – Chairman Meow, “13 Naps”
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I made the mistake of forgetting his snack one day and he turned his head away. Not kidding!!
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Bud turned his nose up at a particular treat the other day. I must really be spoiling him!
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Cosmo Blackkat, Lord of All He Surveys, commands his servant Food Lady to place a poster above his porcelain dish.
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“Wise is the feline who reminds his human of her compulsory duties, for his reward shall be measured in deliciousness.” – Chairman Meow, “Meditations On Leisure Time”
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Hey Big Buddy Thanks for writing Pain in the Bud. It always brightens the day for the Food Lady and me. Your fan,Â
Cosmo Blackkat, Lord of Everything
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You and the Food Lady are very welcome, Cosmo.
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🤣🤣🤣Hold on! Is this supposed to tell me to give my cat TWO Churros instead of one? I found a great cheap substitute. My friend said it has no preservatives.CHICKEN OR TURKEY BABY FOOD!! He cannot tell the difference.
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What a great suggestion! I’ll be buying my cat, who had four kittens on my bed 12 days ago, some turkey baby food.
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Now this is one totalitarian workers’ paradise that I can support!
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“Ample rewards in purrs and cuddles await those humans who recognize the great privilege of serving their feline overlords. In the new era they shall be first among humans…although still beneath cats, obviously.”
– Chairman Meow, “Crepuscular Considerations: The Appendices”
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