Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I am going to destroy you!
Oh Christmas tree, oh Big Buddy, I am going to annoy you!
Got yummies in my bowl to taste, and ornaments and lights to break
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I am going to destroy you!
Your branches point so high and straight
Just begging for a swipe to take
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
I will annihilate you!
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches?
Oh Christmas tree, oh Big Buddy, I am going to faceplant it!
The Hallmarks will shatter and break, I’ll make disaster of this place
Oh Christmas tree, oh Big Buddy, I am going to annoy you!
You sparkle like the morning dew
Look mangled when I’m done with you
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
What fun it is to wreck stuff!
Buddy’s Favorite Things
Temps in my bowlses and snacks in the kitchen
Taunting the street cats and smacking some kittens
Leaving the neighbor’s dog tied up in strings
These are a few of my favorite things!
Bubble wrap, peanuts and UPS boxes
4 a.m. zooms when I scream like a rocket
Waking my human with songs that I sing
These are a few of my favorite things!
At nail clip time, things I dislike
When I’m really mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad!
Calico booties and slices of Gouda
Ambushing like I’ve been launched by bazooka
No consequences ’cause I am the king
These are a few of my favorite things!
Screeching in anguish at doors closed between us
Shattering Wise Men and statues of Jesus
I helped myself to the buffalo wings
These are a few of my favorite things!
Meow at my bowl as if I’ve been forgotten
Screeching in panic ’cause I see the bottom
Gorging on kibble till I am puking
These are a few of my favorite things!
When I’m told no, ’cause I broke those
When my dad is mad
I’ll get away with my favorite things
Because I’m a real cute cat!
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere I look
Take a look at the Christmas tree, it’s been redesigned by me
And the lights are broken!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Coal in every sock
It’s beginning to look a bit like I’ve had too much catnip
And now I’m dizzy!
A Santa Claws surprise and a Roomba for me to ride
Is the wish of Buddy the Cat
A box to take a nap and another to take a crap
What do you think of that?
And my human can hardly wait for vacation!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
With every wrap I shred
Now it’s nap time for me, underneath the Christmas tree
Then I’ll demand treats!
Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My human gave to me
A can of delicious turkey
On the second day of Christmas
My human gave to me
Two window perches
And a can of delicious turkey
On the third day of Christmas
My human gave to me
Three cozy boxes
Two window perches
And a can of delicious turkey
On the fourth day of Christmas
My human gave to me
Four kneading blankets
Three cozy boxes
Two window perches
And a can of delicious turkey
On the fifth day of Christmas
My human gave to me
Five golden bowls
Four kneading blankets
Three cozy boxes
Two window perches
And a can of delicious turkey
On the sixth day of Christmas
My human gave to me
Six Chewy orders
Five golden bowls
Four kneading blankets
Three cozy boxes
Two window perches
And a can of delicious turkey
On the seventh…zzzz…
…zzzz…
Hey, Bud?
…zzz…turkeh…zzzz…
Bud!
…zzz…
Well, it looks like the catnip and tryptophan have done their thing and the little guy is asleep, dreaming of turkey and presents. Don’t worry, he’ll be singing these songs for five more days. Five more days?!?! Ugh…
Pain In The Bud 
Wonderful post! Very creative. Wishing you and ‘Lil Buddy all the blessings of the season and much happiness in the New Year. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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🤣🤣🤣Funniest songs so far about cats. Too bad i do not know how to put a gif on here of a cat flying through the air knocking down tree. 🎄
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I don’t think we can post images in WordPress comments. I don’t have the option to do it as admin either, and there’s no setting to enable it. There might be an obscure plugin for it, but I’m pretty careful with plugins because the wrong one could render the whole site FUBAR, and then I’d really be on Bud’s bad side!
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Merry Christmas, Dayvee. Just three days until our annual Festivus post as well. A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
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Oh ok. No big deal about images. My friend sends me these cat gifs and are hilarious. Have a great Christmas and Hanukah and Kwanzaa everyone!! And Buddy. Not too much 🦃.🎄🤶🎅🕎 🕯
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How good of Buddy to compose special Christmas songs for you Big Buddy! Now if extra turkey can be consumed at bedtime, you could possibly receive the gift of uninterrupted sleep!
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If I were a better servant, I’d have one of those heaters that keeps food warm at fast food restaurants, and I’d keep it in my bedroom with portions of turkey for the exclusive overnight use by His Grace.
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You will need to include warm cloth napkins and a bowl of lemon water for HRH to tidy up his paws and muzzle post turkey feast!
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***apawss apawss***
“These are a few of mee faverite thingss” iss mee faverite song Buddy!
BellaSita Mum lovess “OH Catmass Tree” best!!
Wee both think yore “12 Dayss of Catmass” iss heelareeus two Buddy……ummm Buddy you awake mee frend???
BellaSita Mum letss just let Buddy have a ‘happy nappy’ Okay????
❤ MEOWY CATMASS BUDDY AN BIG BUDDY ❤
***purrss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugss}}} BellaSita Mum
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Big Buddy and Little Buddy. Those are great songs, little buddy. 🙂
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I love it! 😀
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My cat did not. I sang these songs to him and he went under the bed. 🤣🤣🤣
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Haha. Perhaps he needs his own custom verses. For what it’s worth, Buddy doesn’t think much of my singing voice either.
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LOL! 🤣
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Merry christmas and a happy new year to the Buddies! Enjoy the holidays and time with each other!
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Thank you, Quilpy! Merry Christmas, happy holidays and Happy New Year to you as well. May you and your feline masters have a turkey-filled celebration.
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And the same to you and Buddy!
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