WANTED: Competint Mignons 2 Serv Awsum Cat!

As Buddy’s mignons, you will execute his will across multiple platforms, ensure that client needs are met, and help maintain a company-wide culture of feline supremacy over humans, dogs and other lesser animals.

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Are you a dog who can follow directions? Are you a fellow cat who may be timid and needs a strong leader to rally behind?

You’re in luck!

Buddy the Cat is looking for mignons to help execute his fiendishly brilliant plans for world domination!

We offer a competitive benefits package including paid nap time!

Positions:

  • Palanquin carrier (4, possibly might need 6 after holidays)
  • Chef
  • Human wrangler
  • Cat burglar (a burglar who is a cat, not a burglar of cats)
  • Groomers
  • Meowscle (bouncers)
  • Meowscle (bodyguards)
  • Consiglieri
  • Tigers (4) to be my warlords
  • Chariot-maker
  • Kittens to serve as lookouts
  • Architect to build a really awesome secret lair! (Also, a cool throne)

Once we have our secret lair, we can begin plotting to take over the world! Muahahahaha!*

(*) Battles of conquest and meetings about ruling the planet are scheduled around nap times.

19 thoughts on “WANTED: Competint Mignons 2 Serv Awsum Cat!”

  1. Tux is an excellent look out, provided it fits into his schedule! Buddy must understand that there are competing priorities like napping, laying in a sun spot and trying to wrangle the birdie!

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    1. Buddy understands nap time is of paramount importance, which is why his plans for world domination include time carved out for at least 8 naps a day, preferably 12.

      Perhaps Tux would be interested in being High Minister of Napping?

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  4. Is anyone else having problems with WordPress reader? It no longer notifies me of new posts from blogs I follow, and when I go to the tab that previously showed me those posts, it now lists “Popular Blogs” instead of the sites I follow.

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    1. Funny post, Buddies! I have just now found trouble with my reader, I can only get to a notice of an “unexpected error”. Also my stats page has been messed up since Dec. 8th. Went through trying to contact them, reboot, etc. am on phone and unable to sit at computer right now; can’t find direct way to tech staff at moment.

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      1. Thanks for letting me know, at least now I know it’s probably not an error on my side. I can’t even count the things that are broken, but they include a preview feature that hasn’t worked for more than a year, links that only sometimes work correctly and have to be done by hand in the HTML editor, and frequent errors with multimedia files.

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  7. Thank you, Big Buddy and Little Buddy. You’ve given me wonderful laughs and enjoyment, as always! My little guy Zorro Gato and I wish you happy holidays.

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  8. You had Oreo at Meowscle! Even though he & Buddy are the same age he says he is equipped for the job. Please let us know when & where🐾🐾

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      1. If it’s conquering everything some big boy on fours isn’t supposed to eat, then Oreo is the man for the job. I must admit I have had 2 baby mice in his entire life & I caught them & put them out. Someone here just wanted to play. He has eaten two bugs which are also a rare occurrence, but he leaves most of them behind for me to grab with a giant roll of tissue paper in my hand! Soooooo if you want a predator of food he’s your guy, but a killer he is not! When a job comes up that fits the bill please let Oreo know. You know how to find me & I’m know he’s up for joining Buddy’s team!

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