The humans have been freaking out about a big balloon flying over Humanland, believing other humans sent it to spy on them. But some humans think aliens are behind the nefarious balloons, and they’re not balloons at all — they’re super sneaky alien craft sent here to scout ahead for an invasion. What do you think?
“If I wanted caviar for breakfast, I would have told you. Stick with the schedule.” – Versace, 13, show cat
“You gonna eat that hedgehog?” – P-84, 1, puma
“Hey up, mates. What’s this, then? Can’t we just fire a few fecking missiles at them and get on with it?” – Liam Gallagher, 8, British cat
“Allow the aliens to land. They look delicious.” – Zanzibar, 5 months, apprentice murderer
“We need a bunker, do we have a bunker? Well why didn’t you BUILD a bunker? Do I have to think of everything?!?” – Buddy the Cat, 8, ex-president of Americats
“This is clearly the work of the aggressive regime in Luxembourg. We should invade, confiscate all their cheese and make them a vassal state.” – Cicero Nash, 4 1/2 months, couch stylist
Pain In The Bud 
Bella is reasonably sure that the mice in our surrounding area have sent this up to spy on her as an early warning system but it got diverted to the USA as mice are not well known for spy balloon expertise and the confusion between UK and USA caused the little rodents some issues
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Oh I’m sure they have a whole network of mouse-size spysats and alarms for Bella, the scourge of rodents.
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I bet my cat wishes someone would shoot me down. Slim churro treats. Tummy rubs and paw rubs he does not like, etc. 😾
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I like Zanzibar.
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Me too! I like the name Zanzibar, and it seemed to fit this little guy. I’m also fascinated by Zanzibar doors, the ornate doorways in homes and businesses in Zanzibar. Seems like it would be a great place to visit.
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Mew mew mew there have been 3 balloonss toetall an BellaSita Mum iss not impressed as you can emagin Buddy. Once of THE balloonss was not even an hour north of us….sorta creepy as wee saw an herd THE O-Pee-Pee (like yore State Pawlice) Hellycopturss flyin rite over is!!!
Let’ss hope it’ss jsut mice messin ’round……
***purrss*** BellaDharma
Pee S: You are stylin inn yore shadess there Buddy! 😉
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Now it turns out at least one of them was a toy balloon built by a hobby club, which our ever-competent government scrambled a $200 million F-22 Raptor and fired a missile that costs between $400k and $1.1 million to blow it out of the sky. No wonder the administration didn’t want to talk about it all week after initially saying the object was a clear threat to civilian aviation.
Yes, Buddy is too cool in his shades!
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Oh Mee CAT Big Buddy this makess sense now…BellaSita Mum an mee wundered why there was so much blah, blah, blah ’bout Balloon.
Then wee have Ballonss floatin over bye us an wee have NO clue…..
**purrss** BellaDharma
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