Giza – Pain In The Bud

It’s said that the people of ancient Egypt venerated cats as deities and treated them with the utmost respect in addition to pampering them, granting them access to pharaonic palaces and feeding them from the pharaoh’s own kitchens.

Cats have not forgotten their elevated status in ancient Egypt, even thousands of years later, and they yearn for a return to the days when they were served with veneration rather than simply being served.

Should humans worship cats as they did in ancient Egypt?

“I don’t see how that would be any different than the arrangement we have now.”

Sofi Sen Hotep Re, 5

“If it means I get a golden litter box, several cat-size palaces, a summer residence on the Nile and more servants, then naturally, yes.”

Catshepsut, 7

“Of course they should worship us! Who else are they going to worship, dogs? LOL!”

Catthor, 2

“I shall have my human servants wear loinclothes and brand them with my name, just to remind them who’s boss.”

Ca’at, 8

“What do Egyptian gods eat? Was Osiris into turkey? Because I like turkey.”

Buddeses I, 9

“I’m willing to model for a new Great Sphinx of Giza since the old one was defaced by some ridiculous human replacing a cat’s face with his own.”

Atum Raymond, 12

Pain In The Bud

Dear Buddy,

Did you hear the news about the cat mummies and the big trove of cat statues found by archaeologists in Egypt? My dad says Egypt is a special place ‘cause that’s where humans used to worship us a long time ago. Is that true? Why did they stop?

Kitten in Kentucky

Dear KiK,

Your dad is right! Egypt is a magical land, a place where humans were once keenly aware of our status as the most awesome species on Earth.

Egypt is where you’ll find the biggest litter box on the planet. It stretches for miles and miles until finally the horizon reveals a huge weather-worn statue of a cat and three stone pyramids jutting out of the litter.

The Great Sphinx and Pyramids of Giza The Great Sphinx of Giza keeps watch over the world’s most sacred litter box.