Hello, proxy servants! Buddy here again, blogging in place of my pathetic human minion!
As you may be aware, I am not fond of foul human sorcery, like the evil room that eats people outside my domicile (humans call it an “elevator”), the evil and angry robot, vakuum, and various other products of vile human magicks, like those floppy fishes “toys.”
However, the interweb is not without its uses. After all, it allows me to communicate with you, my deputy servants, and there’s some interesting stuff, like this video of a very nice human named Xing who built an entire subway for his cats. Behold:
Now that’s a dedicated servant!
It looks like so much fun, like having your own not-scary roller coaster to ride all day.
Xing’s magnificent creations also throw into sharp relief the uninspired efforts of my own pathetic minion, who can barely put together a chair from Ikea.
You know what I would like? A Cat Cave, like Batman’s Bat Cave, except cat-size for me. It would have all sorts of awesome gadgets, control stations, surveillance capabilities, and a vehicle for my use when I venture out as a hero to fight crime, dogs and other undesirable elements.
But has anyone ever said “Hey Buddy, would you like a Cat Cave?” Of course not.
Do any of you have schemeowtics for a Cat Cave? If so, send them to me! In the meantime I’ll just have to watch wistfully as these other lucky cats ride their own subway and relax in their own beautiful apartments.
Pain In The Bud 
WOW!! We humans should be ashamed.
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Yep, makes me wish I had skills like that and the space to build stuff. I can build and fix computers and I like making model kits, but that’s about as handy as I get.
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Wait. I do recall cutting out holes on top of a cardboard box and hanging toys like mice on a string so my cat can swat them. Yep. All i can do.
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You cats have all the fun…but only when your servants are up to the job. Get to work, Big Buddy!
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I wish I had engineering and construction skills like that! Dude is seriously talented.
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Oh WOW – that is literally the platinum standard in servitude to our feline overlords – Bella has a garden and a 5 bedroom house of which every room is hers but man this guy is out there! – respect
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He’s got other projects on his Youtube channel too, including an apartment for his cats with appropriately size furniture. Dude has skills.
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Wow. That would be amazing I wonder how he got the cats to use it.
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Wow and WOW! So cool! And hey, a Cat Cave seems like it would be easier to build. You would of course need a Cat-mobile!
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I’d better get to work on learning handyman skills. A Cat Mobile would be awesome.
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That is so cool.
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