“Hahaha! You humans are so funny with your overactive imaginations!
Your ears and eyes deceive you, human! I was not trying to scratch the screen door again.
I told you, those tears in the screen are from a chalupacabra! I said ‘Look here, chalupacabra, this is Buddy Territory. You’re not welcome here! Get!’
But you know those chalupacabras, they never listen. Stubborn animals!
My claws are NOT stuck in the screen, okay? I’m just resting my paw. I can get free any time I want, it’s just that I don’t want to right now.”
Forty-six minutes later:
“I’m right here, you know. I see you eating that ice cream sandwich. I see how it is. ‘Snacks for me, but not for thee.’ Well I have news for you, human! I’m going to sit here and stare at you all mean-like until you procure a Buddy snack.
You feel guilty? Good! You’re meant to.”
Pain In The Bud 
Funny you mention the word screen! I cannot open windows more than an inch because my cat will make a hole within seconds and can go out. Front and back of house.
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Cats are brutal with screens lol. I try my best to keep Bud away from the door screen, but he loves hanging out on the balcony so much when the weather is nice. I can’t take that away from him.
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And nothing wrong with giving cats bit of ice cream. And i mean a tiny spoonful. Vanilla. I give cats tiny piece of cheese sometimes.
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I’ve never given Bud any ice cream because I saw videos of cats getting brain freeze from really small amounts.
He loves cheese though, and I do give him very small pieces of gouda (his favorite), American cheese and a few other varieties.
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Wow! I had no clue. Maybe melted ice cream. I noticed in searing heat my semi- feral will not lick bowl of ice with water so now i just leave him cool water and he drinks it.
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