A cat has been hailed as a better father than many humans after his people uploaded a video of the proud father holding paws with his “baby mama” while she nurses their kittens.
Momma cat went into labor and the chivalrous tomcat “was with her the whole way,” user Anaya wrote in the caption. The short video pans over the top of a cardboard box where the happy couple lounge protectively around their babies.
A follow-up video shows the ginger tom with his kittens while mom takes a break to eat and rehydrate.
I showed the videos to Bud to get his reaction.
“That’s very sweet, assuming of course you’re the type of male cat who wants to settle down and raise a family,” he said. “But some of us are so popular with the ladies that it would be a crime to remove ourselves from the field, so to speak. Did you know my tour bus was once overturned by thousands of screaming school girls in Japan? Yeah. I mean, no big deal.”
It’s been confirmed Buddy does not know he’s neutered. When his human tried to carefully broach the subject, the silver tabby declared it “fake news” before checking his toy basket to confirm that he does indeed still possess all of his balls.
“You can’t fool me,” Buddy said afterward. “When it’s time to settle down and I find the right kitty, we’ll make lots of beautiful kittens and grant awesome names to my issue, at which time I’ll name a successor. You know I’m an earl in the UK, don’t you? Yeah. Queen Elizabeth herself created my peerage. No big deal.”

Shhh … let Buddy dream of a future with a lovely queen and pretty babies!
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He’s such a baby himself, I can’t picture him as a dad.
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Buddy is a player! Have you delicately advised him that at his, ahem, age it is time to settle down?
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Good call. I told him he’s a “mature” cat equivalent to his early 40s in human years, and he responded with a swift “FAKE NEWS!”
He also said that if his age in cat years is true, then he’s had 7 birthdays per human year and I’ve failed to give him presents and a party for each of them, and he knows I would never do that, so he can’t possibly be as old as the chart says.
Solid logic.
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The magical thinking of Little Buddy!
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Lord Buddy how kewl you were with Miss Queen Elizabeth……
An wee think THE man cat inn video iss pawsum.
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} BellaSita Mum
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