Dear PITB readers,
Today, April 11, is National Pet Day! On behalf of all your kitties, I am here with a gentle reminder that providing more snacks and catnip than usual is the only appropriate way to celebrate this great holiday, and they should be administered along with massages and generous amounts of praise.
National Pet Day should not be confused with Global Cat Day (Oct. 16), National Cat Day (Oct. 29), Hug Your Cat Day (June 4), or International Buddy Day (April 21). Additional yums, catnip and silvervine should be served on each of those days as well.
In addition, on International Buddy Day, there is a feast held in my honor, and my admirers pay tribute with special gifts of turkey pate, turkey treats, turkey bacon or whole turkeys. Toys are also acceptable.
Penalties for failing to observe any of these holidays may include, but are not limited to, extensive yowling, getting the cold shoulder, withholding snuggles, and being deprived of the delightfulness of my company.
Thank you for your understanding and anticipated cooperation.
Your liege lord,
Buddy
First of His Name, Champion of Yums, Prime Connoisseur of Turkey, Feline of Extraordinary Handsomeness, Humble King
Well, I am clearly in trouble for working late and not providing the required services Buddy so graciously lists! Tux evidently did not know of this holiday since he has kisses and cuddles. Shh, donโt tell him!!
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Tux is a more forgiving liege lord than Buddy is. Must be that tuxedo charm.
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All praise Buddy, our gracious King!
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Many thanx Buddy King of Treetss an Sanx!!
Mee gotted XTRA catnip an XTRA treetss…amazin ๐
~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~
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Don’t forge the other days of the year that celebrate cats…lots of opportunities for more yums
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You know Buddy mee iss a Lucky Kitty Girl ๐
BellaSita Mum sayss treetss are fore efurry day so mee ALLWAYSS knowss shee LOVESS mee!
Kewl rite?
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What feline would have it any other way? Besides, Bud yells at me if I forget to give him his treats, so I have a loud reminder.
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Mew mew mew Buddy yore too funny give Big Buddy a LOUD reeminder….mee pacess back an forth an staress at cupboard where Treet Jar iss!! ๐
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