hi hi hello this buddy!
can anycat here me.? this buddeh
how does this blogging work?
> serch how blogging work?
> serch how to make blogging work?
hmmm
can anycat here me? this buddy!
> serch hot calico
GRRRRR
stupid interweb compooter not werk Buddy is angry!! dont make buddy angry!!
> Siri! Google!
> serch rly hog calico pitchers
Did you mean: really hog calico pictures?
YES. YES. SHOW.
WTH NO. NONONONO!
> siri serch HOT calico
wat?
> serch SEXY calico .
STOOPID COMPOOTER!
> serch HOT CALICO CATS!
YEAH!
amazong
> serch amazong
Did you mean: Search Amazon?
YES.
big Buddy cerdit card
big Buddy cerdit card XXXX-XXXXXX-XXXXX
Name: Big Buddy
Address: Buddy housep
ZIP code: wat?
State: hungry
> SHOW TURKEY
UH WAT
> SHOW TURKEY FOOD
order turkeys how much lots of turkeyzz . treats. treats too. tempatashuns
gimme gimme turkeys
hello? hello?
buddy friends/fans pls help me I give u cerdit car u give me turkeys & pitchers calico & lazer lazer
hello? hihi! hello?
this buddy
Pain In The Bud 
Dear Buddy, I have just had major dental work done(yesterday) and my mouth is full of metal and you have just made me laugh (ouch)
Thank you so much as I was feeling very sorry for myself 🙂
I used to have a very sexy hot French pussy-cat who would have gladly shared her Turkey with you.
However I now have a brute of a Male cat who I really don’t think that it would be a good idea to meet up with…..
If I see any sexy Girls, I’ll send them over ….
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Does this mean Big Buddy is missing? Oh no!
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Dear Buddy, Bella thinks you are a gorgeous hunk of male feline-ness, and if you manage to book Airline tickets on Big Buddys credit card come to the UK, there is plenty of Turkey and many other treats awaiting you
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