hi this buddy!

hi hi hello this buddy!

can anycat here me.? this buddeh

how does this blogging work?

> serch how blogging work?

> serch how to make blogging work?

hmmm

can anycat here me? this buddy!

> serch hot calico

GRRRRR

stupid interweb compooter not werk Buddy is angry!! dont make buddy angry!!

> Siri! Google!

> serch rly hog calico pitchers

Did you mean: really hog calico pictures?

YES. YES. SHOW.

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Screenshot 2021-09-03 at 09-29-28 hog calico - Google Search

WTH NO. NONONONO!

> siri serch HOT calico

Calico_Catastrophe_1024x1024

wat?

> serch SEXY calico .

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STOOPID COMPOOTER!

> serch HOT CALICO CATS!

Calico+100+oc+walked+in+on+my+cat+sitting+like_c757ee_4982303

YEAH!

amazong

> serch amazong

Did you mean: Search Amazon?

YES.

big Buddy cerdit card

big Buddy cerdit card XXXX-XXXXXX-XXXXX

Name: Big Buddy
Address: Buddy housep
ZIP code: wat?
State: hungry

> SHOW TURKEY

Screenshot 2021-09-03 at 09-35-34 Amazon com turkey country

UH WAT

> SHOW TURKEY FOOD

order turkeys how much lots of turkeyzz . treats. treats too. tempatashuns

Screenshot 2021-09-03 at 09-34-40 Amazon com turkey

gimme gimme turkeys

hello? hello?

buddy friends/fans pls help me I give u cerdit car u give me turkeys & pitchers calico & lazer lazer

hello? hihi! hello?

this buddy

3 thoughts on “hi this buddy!”

  1. Dear Buddy, I have just had major dental work done(yesterday) and my mouth is full of metal and you have just made me laugh (ouch)
    Thank you so much as I was feeling very sorry for myself 🙂
    I used to have a very sexy hot French pussy-cat who would have gladly shared her Turkey with you.
    However I now have a brute of a Male cat who I really don’t think that it would be a good idea to meet up with…..
    If I see any sexy Girls, I’ll send them over ….

    Like

  2. Dear Buddy, Bella thinks you are a gorgeous hunk of male feline-ness, and if you manage to book Airline tickets on Big Buddys credit card come to the UK, there is plenty of Turkey and many other treats awaiting you

    Like

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