Cats come in many different sizes and coat colors, but there’s one thing they all have in common: A love of food. This week we asked nine kitties what their favorite fancy feast is.
“Sea urchin ceviche and smoked duck from Dorsia. Don’t even try, you can’t get a reservation.” – Santorini, 4, Roomba rider
“Human. Haha. Just kidding. I’m partial to Hokkaido Wagyu ribeye or Omi beef filet, lightly pan-seared but still juicy and bloody.” – Dere Khan, 14, jungle ruler
“My human makes a spectacular moussaka just for me, filled with pate and topped with creamy Béchamel sauce that melts in my mouth. Then she feeds me tiramisu.” – Robin, 6 months, good kitten
“Crisp-skinned filet mignon bathed in suculent yuzu kosho, garnished with bacon and served with a side of steak tartare cakes.” – Sammy, 5 months, laser hunter
“Lobster frittata with Sevruga caviar. Nothing too fancy.” – Luisa Rey, 1, catnip quality control tester
“I’ll have the Chilean sea bass, human.” – Hiro, 3 months, nocturnal terror
“Grass-fed Ibérico ham glazed with honey. Such a simple snack, yet so satisfying.” – Stella, 5, cat food commercial model
“I’d have to say the roast swan stuffed with oysters, white beans and bacon. Raw caiman marinated in swamp water would be a close second.” – Xbalanque, 7 months, reincarnated jaguar deity
“Rack of lamb baked in a crust of garlic and herbs, fermented mare’s milk, buttered snails and fried goose liver. Humble fare, to be sure, but my human is a capable cook.” – Stay Puft, 11, book shop cat
Pain In The Bud 
Hilarious! None of the cats named turkey as a favorite? What does Buddy think about that?
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I didn’t know of any turkey dish that fit the theme of comically pampered cat dining on meals typically associated with over the top foodies, but maybe I can put Bud in there — sitting on my clawed-to-shit computer chair instead of a throne — insisting nothing’s better than turkey pate.
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These kitties have fancy ideas. I am officially outclassed by this fine group of Kitty Gourmets.
PS: I hope their food choice dreams come true.
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That’s why I made the images with the cats on thrones lol. Nothing but the best for feline overlords.
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Buddy Buddy no one meowed ’bout Turkey!!!!! What sorta Kittehss are these dudess an dudettess???
Wee want TURKEY! With Giblets! Without Giblets! ALWAYSS with gravy!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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I’m not a foodie and I don’t know of any over the top turkey dish otherwise I would have worked it in. Of course, Bud would be upset with me if he knew! He loves his turkey.
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There is a recipe by the famous French chef: la dinde aux marrons de Paul Bocuse ,sounds posh but is just Turkey with chestnuts, however it’s all in the sauce as he would say!
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TUNA.TUNA.TUNA! I should of named my cat Tuna. That is a treat. Too much is not good. Good thing cats cannot read. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Unfortunately Puspus’s favorite meal at the moment ( please don’t judge me as he is an ex feral pussycat) is or are mice/rats heads. He graciously leaves me the rest on the front door step!
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Gross!! If a mouse comes in my house? My cat will eat head and leave body some where. 🤮🤮🤮🤮. Good way to lose my appetite for the day. My semi- feral Bootsy will kill mice and rats but not eat them. He likes flipping mice in air and i yell LET IT GO!! And bury it.
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Oh sorry Gilda! I didn’t mean to upset you!
I Know it’s absolutely revolting, this head eating thing is relatively new, before he would bring in live rodents and I usually catch them with a towel that I throw over them and then quickly leg it to the garden and let them go.
I will have to have another serious talk with Puspus…….
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Yes, our fur children do have expensive tastes!! What they want and what they can have are two different things. My boy now has to be on special kidney diet, but once in awhile I sneak him his favorite—-fancy feast chicken with gravy. Yummy!!!
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