Wilford Brimley Reincarnated As A Kitten, Still Has Diabeetus

SALT LAKE CITY — American actor Wilford Brimley was reincarnated as a kitten this week, retaining his trademark mustache — and his beloved diabeetus — in his new feline form.

Brimley, who is known for appearing in films like 1982 classic The Thing, 80s sitcom Our House and decades of commercials raising awareness about diabeetus, said he went to bed Tuesday night feeling sick and fatigued.

“I thought I had that there Corona flu,” the 85-year-old American actor said. “I had me one of them dreams about heaven, where I met Jesus and we talked about diabeetus. Then when I woke up I went to reach for my glasses and realized, ‘Holy mackerel, I’ve got paws!‘”

(American actor Wilford Brimley in his human form, left, and as a kitten.)

Brimley, who is known to generations of Americans as a Quaker Oats spokesman, said he suddenly had an urge for raw meat.

“But that don’t sit well with my diabeetus,” he said. “So I went downstairs and I called to my wife Beverly, and I says ‘Beverly, I’m a kitten!’ And Beverly, she says ‘Wilford, is that you? Oh my stars, you still have your mustache!’”

Although it’s been years since Brimley’s days as a pitchman, the actor says he’ll return to TV — this time in commercials for Blue Buffalo canned food.

“Blue’s all natural ingredients will keep your cat healthy,” Brimley says in one of the new adverts, “whether she has diabeetus or not.”

7 thoughts on “Wilford Brimley Reincarnated As A Kitten, Still Has Diabeetus”

    1. I wish. There are people who get tens of thousands of dollars for sponsored posts on their cats’ Instagram pages, and people who have miniature empires of profitable cat content via Youtube, Twitter, IG, TikTok, etc.

      Buddy needs to start pulling his weight around here!

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  1. Since Mr. Brimley was a fan of cockfighting (google it!) I think he likely dreamed about discussing diabeetus in the other place. And so, as cute as that cat is, I’d sure be careful around him/her.

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    1. Thanks. I had no idea. What a brutal, disgusting sport. Of course, we kill chickens to the tune of 26 billion a year, which is horrific, but that doesn’t change the inhumanity of attaching razors to their feet and forcing them to fight.

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