TAMPA — An intrusive dog learned his lesson on Monday after a quartet of Los Gatos ‘nip dealers asserted ownership of a street corner with a biblical smack, new video shows.
The pooch approached timidly, his tail wagging as he tried to buy a can-bag of catnip.
“Hey guys, uh, can I have one bag of Meowie Wowie, please?” the dog asked.
“We don’t got none of that here, ese,” one of the Gatos replied. “Keep walking, homes.”
The dog did as he was told and turned around with a dejected sigh, walking a few paces away before turning back.
“It’s not for me, guys,” he pleaded. “I’m just trying to help out a friend who needs to get well. Come on, I have a whole can of Fancy Feast chicken…”
That’s when one of the Gatos leaped in the air and delivered a hard smack, sending the canine running with a sharp yelp.
“He ain’t gonna make the mistake of coming here again,” a spokescat for Los Gatos said. “We don’t deal to no mutts.”