You’re bored, we’re bored, everyone’s bored.
We’re all living like hermits these days, hunkered down at home, trying to limit our exposure to the Coronavirus while risking cabin fever.
We’re trying to find new activities here in El Casa de Buddy: There aren’t any live sports, the new season of Netflix’s awesome action drama Kingdom only had six episodes, and there are only so many times you can watch humorous clips of idiots playing trombones on bikes or Ali G exasperating another poor soul with his profound stupidity. (“It’s a farm. Do you know what a farm is?” “It’s a rubbish zoo.”)
Necessity being the mother of invention and all that, people have begun inventing sports to play with their cats.
Then there’s cat air hockey. Is there a cat who doesn’t like batting things around on flat surfaces?
h/t USAT’s For the Win.
Inspired by the creativity of other feline servants, I put a few suggestions to Buddy.
“Hey Bud, wanna play cat soccer?”
“It’s a game. We take a ball and…”
“Nope. Got napping to do.”
“Uh, okay. How about cat golf? I’ll cut a hole in a cardboard box and…”
“Don’t you dare defile a box!”
“But it’ll be fun! Come on, little dude.”
“I have an idea for a game.”
“Yep. It’s called Buddy takes a nap, and Big Buddy stays quiet otherwise Little Buddy bites him. We start playing now.”
So there you have it. We’re gonna try our hand/paw at competitive napping, which I suppose works for us since Buddy’s favorite way to nap is curling up on top of me.
If any of our readers have found novel ways to simultaneously entertain themselves and their feline masters, please do share.