I love old kung fu movies. I love cats. Combining the two results in a perfect storm of awesomeness. Now you see you cannot block my style, yes?
Late Dinner Retribution Technique!
Stance of Don’t You Dare Close The Door, Human!
‘Hold On My Bowl Isn’t Full Yet” Style
Technique of the Catnip-Addled Feline
Crouching Tuxedo, Hidden Lizard
Stance of the Raging Void!
Twin Mongoose Fist Technique
‘I Will NOT Take A Bath’ Style
Siamese Fighting Fists
Rodential Scourge of Whirling Death
I Have Seen The Bottom of My Bowl: Feel My Wrath Technique
Stance of Prompt Snack Demand
Meowscular Onslaught of the Buddinese Tiger Stance
Pain In The Bud 
These are great! LOL 😀 So funny!
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Yikes!! Reminds me of those angry ferals i trapped to neuter them. Males were more angry. Since thier ⚾️⚾️ had to be dealt with. 🤣🤣Was super tough to feed them in cages while they healed.I told one it was for his own good. 🤣🤣.Maybe Buddy showed teeth when he got neutered?
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He was not happy with the veterinarian, that’s for sure, but I think he was too young to understand what happened. I knew I had to do it, but I still felt so bad for him.
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Well, Spunkmeyer is in his 6 hour nap time. Its a daily thing. I don’t know if it is the breed or whatever but he snoozes and never.loses! Of course before that, at about 5-6:00am he is in his Zoomies mode! Up on the bed! Ha! Over Dad! Over Mom! And down off the bed! Whee! “I’ll save you both from whatever is trying to wake you up, mom and dad!!!” Is there a mirror around here?
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What’s funny is how human males react to the news that the cat is going to get neutered. They take it personally.
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You have a great creative style. I love reading about cats and their many diverse entities
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Tux swears that he did not pose as crouching tuxedo. However, he is unsupervised much of the day and may have a side hustle
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Pretty sure that was him. He moves with blinding speed and naps with equal ruthlessness.
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Then it was Tux, without a doubt!!!
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Raging Void – lol
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Spunkmeyer says “Too busy for me during nap time” “Maybe after…”
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Ahahaha, funny! I especially like the one of the void. One of mine successfully immobilized me with a swift “hop up and snuggle” movement for a hour last night.
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Ah, the classic Freeze Human With Snuggles Technique! Very effective. Only a master feline sifu can pull it off.
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The very picture of fearlessness ! His Buddiness is clearly a master of all required techniques as detailed in the “Cat Zen Masters Book of rules”
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