Meet My Cousin. He’s A Dog.

This is my cousin, Cosmo.

As you can see, he’s a dog. Specifically some sort of chihuahua-terrier bastard mix. I try not to hold it against him, but he’s not so smart.

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Tug of war: A simple game for a simple animal.

Here’s an interesting fact: Did you know dogs think they’re territorial like us cats? In their very small brains they think “I’ve got my own territory to defend! I know! I’ll be very loud and tell any potential intruders I’m standing right here just waiting for an ass kicking! Bark bark!”

Ridiculous!

Intruders in kitty territory don’t even know they’re being watched. They think the coast is clear and they drop their guard, oblivious to the ninja cat already sailing through the air, razor claws extended, ready to dispense a little feline-style justice!

Cosmo is visiting New York with his dad, Brother of Big Buddy. BoBB is a pretty cool guy. He understands who runs things around here and he pays tribute to me by rubbing my head.

Cosmo himself is easy to bully. All I have to do is flash my terrifying fangs and show off my huge muscles, and he whimpers and runs away. Then I eat all the snacks.

Still, Cosmo’s not bad. For a dog.

Buddy the Cat!
As you can see, my fur is much more luxurious than a dog’s bristly coat.

5 thoughts on “Meet My Cousin. He’s A Dog.”

  1. Growing up I had a Chihuahua her name was Tina at love that dog she was smaller than yours and look like a miniature deer, she was really skinny, the runt of the litter. she could be so mean she would bite everyone including sometimes me but boy did I love her.

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  2. I’d love to see a video of you Buddy, showin’ off those ninja skills of yours for Cosmos. I think your rippling muscles would get LOTS of views over there on that YouTube thingy! I bet it’d go viral and make you as big as that Grumpy cat! Whatcha say!? 😄

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