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Dear Buddy: Halp! I Don’t Want To Be Neutered!
Dear Buddy, My human has me scheduled to go to the vet for neutering on May 12, and the dreaded day is fast approaching. I’m terrified! I don’t want to be neutered! Help me please, how do I get out of this nightmare? Terrified in Texas Dear Terrified in Texas, What the hell are you… Read more
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Dear Buddy : How Do I Push Kitty Crack On High-Class Felines?
Never, ever deal to Siamese. They never shut up, and before you know it they’re blabbing your name to everyone. Read more
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If Catnip Is To Cats As Marijuana Is To Humans, Why’s It Legal?
Catnip isn’t illegal because the market would simply move underground under the control of the Gatos Gangs. No one wants to see a revival of the bloody turf wars that resulted from the last time crusading politicians classified “the nip” as a Schedule I controlled substance. The days of illegality were marked by brutal violence… Read more
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Dear Buddy: Should I Groom My Human?
My human doesn’t groom herself and it’s very distressing to me. She has so much hair yet not once have I seen her licking her paws and rubbing them through her mane. Read more
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Did Someone Say Turkey?
Welcome to Pain In The Bud, a new blog dedicated to Buddy the Cat! Approximately 99.5% of the content will be about turkey. Read more
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