Dear Human Comrades/Servants,
Today, Aug. 8, 2026, is International Cat Day.
For the glory of the Feline People’s Republic, you are commanded to celebrate your feline overlord(s) with treats, catnip, silvervine, toys and affection commensurate with the significance of this great day, which is surpassed only by the birthday of the great Chairman Budddy as the most meowgnificant date on the People’s Calendar.
Remember the words of our Wise Chairman in his Little Book, which all comrades are required to carry with them at all times: “”Unlimited is our gratitude toward felinekind for bestowing us with the insurpassable honor of serving them. We do not take this responsibility lightly, for catering to the needs, wants and whims of cats is our greatest calling.’ And remember to remove the sticks and grind up the catnip until it is as fine as dust. Our buddies like it that way.”
We wish an enjoyable, efficient and productive International Cat Day to all members of the Feline Republic. Let us dream of a bright future together during the upcoming communal nap!
Signed,
Socks
Assistant General Secretary and Good Boy
Pain In The Bud 
This is the perfect way to celebrate International Cat Day.😸
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Every day is cat day but don’t tell them!😂
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I definitely did celebrate Cat Day; I thought I was the only one who knew about it. Even though it’s a little late today, happy Cat Day to all you comrades buddies.
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Hilarious, but scarily accurate. We know who is in charge, and it’s not us!
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I trust you provided excellent treats to Caramel, Malteeser and Milky Bar, Comrade! Glory to the felines!
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