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Earth’s Cats Reach Historic Accord With Aliens: Planet To Be Renamed Felinia
Humans and canines are the biggest losers as cats assert their dominion over the former Earth, now called Felinia. Read more
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Dear Buddy: Help! Humans Have Invented A Cat Torture Device!
A contraption that could only be dreamed up in the depraved depths of the human mind. Read more
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Did You Know Buddy Is A Chic Designer Cat?
Buddy is a rare breed of cat descended from manticores and Amur tigers, which is why he has huge muscles. Read more
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New York Times: Wild Cats Are Glamorous, Chic Pets
Shelter pets? Ew. Ain’t nobody got time for that! Read more
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‘The Beast of Billionaire’s Row’: Wealthy Londoners Have Little Patience For Abandoned Cat
They’re behaving as if a tiger is loose in their neighborhood, despite police concluding the domestic cat isn’t a threat. Read more
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Helicopters, Armed Squads, Scotland Yard…For A Cat?
Freaked out Londoners thought the cat was a leopard or a cheetah. Read more
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